Title Variant: The Second Part of Henry the Sixth; or The First Part of the Contention
by Christopher Marlowe, Thomas Nashe, and Anonymous, adapted by Shakespeare
Date variant: 1590-1
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George Bevis
Come, and get thee a sword, though made of a lath;
they have been up these two days.
John Holland
They have the more need to sleep now, then.
George Bevis
I tell thee, Jack Cade the clothier means to dress
the commonwealth, and turn it, and set a new nap upon it.
John Holland
So he had need, for 'tis threadbare. Well, I say it
was never merry world in England since gentlemen came up.
George Bevis
O miserable age! virtue is not regarded in handicrafts-men.
John Holland
The nobility think scorn to go in leather aprons.
George Bevis
Nay, more, the king's council are no good workmen.
John Holland
True; and yet it is said, labour in thy vocation;
which is as much to say as, let the magistrates be
labouring men; and therefore should we be
magistrates.
George Bevis
Thou hast hit it; for there's no better sign of a
brave mind than a hard hand.
John Holland
I see them! I see them! there's Best's son, the
tanner of Wingham,--
George Bevis
He shall have the skin of our enemies, to make
dog's-leather of.
Dick the Butcher
[Aside] Ay, by my faith, the field is honourable;
and there was he borne, under a hedge, for his
father had never a house but the cage.
Smith the Weaver
[Aside] He need not fear the sword; for his coat is of proof.
Dick the Butcher
[Aside] But methinks he should stand in fear of
fire, being burnt i' the hand for stealing of sheep.
Jack Cade
Be brave, then; for your captain is brave, and vows
reformation. There shall be in England seven
halfpenny loaves sold for a penny: the three-hooped
pot; shall have ten hoops and I will make it felony
to drink small beer: all the realm shall be in
common; and in Cheapside shall my palfrey go to
grass: and when I am king, as king I will be,--
Jack Cade
I thank you, good people: there shall be no money;
all shall eat and drink on my score; and I will
apparel them all in one livery, that they may agree
like brothers and worship me their lord.
Dick the Butcher
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
Jack Cade
Nay, that I mean to do. Is not this a lamentable
thing, that of the skin of an innocent lamb should
be made parchment? that parchment, being scribbled
o'er, should undo a man? Some say the bee stings:
but I say, 'tis the bee's wax; for I did but seal
once to a thing, and I was never mine own man
since. How now! who's there?
Smith the Weaver
The clerk of Chatham: he can write and read and
cast accompt.
Dick the Butcher
Nay, he can make obligations, and write court-hand.
Jack Cade
I am sorry for't: the man is a proper man, of mine
honour; unless I find him guilty, he shall not die.
Come hither, sirrah, I must examine thee: what is thy name?
Jack Cade
To equal him, I will make myself a knight presently.
[Kneels]
Rise up Sir John Mortimer.
[Rises]
Now have at him!
[Enter SIR HUMPHREY and WILLIAM STAFFORD, with]
drum and soldiers]
Sir Humphrey Stafford
Rebellious hinds, the filth and scum of Kent,
Mark'd for the gallows, lay your weapons down;
Home to your cottages, forsake this groom:
The king is merciful, if you revolt.
William Stafford
But angry, wrathful, and inclined to blood,
If you go forward; therefore yield, or die.
Jack Cade
As for these silken-coated slaves, I pass not:
It is to you, good people, that I speak,
Over whom, in time to come, I hope to reign;
For I am rightful heir unto the crown.
Sir Humphrey Stafford
Villain, thy father was a plasterer;
And thou thyself a shearman, art thou not?
Jack Cade
Ay, there's the question; but I say, 'tis true:
The elder of them, being put to nurse,
Was by a beggar-woman stolen away;
And, ignorant of his birth and parentage,
Became a bricklayer when he came to age:
His son am I; deny it, if you can.
Dick the Butcher
Nay, 'tis too true; therefore he shall be king.
Smith the Weaver
Sir, he made a chimney in my father's house, and
the bricks are alive at this day to testify it;
therefore deny it not.
Sir Humphrey Stafford
And will you credit this base drudge's words,
That speaks he knows not what?
William Stafford
Jack Cade, the Duke of York hath taught you this.
Jack Cade
[Aside] He lies, for I invented it myself.
Go to, sirrah, tell the king from me, that, for his
father's sake, Henry the Fifth, in whose time boys
went to span-counter for French crowns, I am content
he shall reign; but I'll be protector over him.
Dick the Butcher
And furthermore, well have the Lord Say's head for
selling the dukedom of Maine.
Jack Cade
And good reason; for thereby is England mained, and
fain to go with a staff, but that my puissance holds
it up. Fellow kings, I tell you that that Lord Say
hath gelded the commonwealth, and made it an eunuch:
and more than that, he can speak French; and
therefore he is a traitor.
Jack Cade
Nay, answer, if you can: the Frenchmen are our
enemies; go to, then, I ask but this: can he that
speaks with the tongue of an enemy be a good
counsellor, or no?
William Stafford
Well, seeing gentle words will not prevail,
Assail them with the army of the king.
Sir Humphrey Stafford
Herald, away; and throughout every town
Proclaim them traitors that are up with Cade;
That those which fly before the battle ends
May, even in their wives' and children's sight,
Be hang'd up for example at their doors:
And you that be the king's friends, follow me.
Jack Cade
And you that love the commons, follow me.
Now show yourselves men; 'tis for liberty.
We will not leave one lord, one gentleman:
Spare none but such as go in clouted shoon;
For they are thrifty honest men, and such
As would, but that they dare not, take our parts.